The morning I should have stayed home

It was a sad morning this morning. First, I stepped in dog poo while I was jogging (because I was going around four people coming the other way in a clump and not watching) but that is beside the point. Then, there was a car backing out and so parked across the footpath, which I tried to go around by jogging across some kind of paved area, which was uneven obviously because I tripped over. Apart from the obvious downsides to tripping over, I ripped a hole in my jogging leggings. I have worn these leggings jogging in winter for over ten years, because until this morning I thought they were made of some kind of indestructible fabric. I even used to jog through the snow from Huemoz to Panex and back, and through the woods around Holsby, in these leggings. It's the end of an era! Then it started raining, but that would have been OK if there wasn't a hole in my leggings.