Office dangers

We've had a first aid incident here at work. Something bigger than a paper cut. I wasn’t actually involved, because it occurred on another floor. But the cause of said incident: stiletto heels. Now admittedly, I’ve never been trying to be any taller. I’ve also never been aiming for more calf definition (I constantly get asked if I’m an “athlete” in my flats). But you need to pause and ask yourself a few questions about your footwear when you get taken away in an ambulance after falling off the dizzying and unstable heights of your own shoes.