The perfect man

"I killed a bear and wrote a poem about how sad it made me feel."

I don't watch a lot of TV these days, but on Monday night I was at the house of the friend I'm reading the bible with, because now that I don't have guitar class we've gone back to Monday nights, and when I got there the TV was going, and on came this ad, for I can't remember what show (Offspring?), and the narrated voice says "she thought she'd found the perfect man" and then this fellow appears with a bear draped over his shoulder, and that's what he says. How we laughed!